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Losing a job and house? $20 gas? Start countin' down your escape....

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by ScribePharisee, Jul 1, 2008.

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  1. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Spnited: December 30, 3291.
    Cause: Boredom-caused suicide after living the last 1,150 years alone as the last person on Earth.
     
    BYH, Jul 1, 2008
    #13
  2. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Saturday, March 4, 2034

    That's 58. That's about 18 years longer than reality.

    Good times!


    EDIT: Ripoff! I did it as optimistic instead of pessimistic, but I didn't copy it right. So I hit 'calculate' again with the same info and got a 10-year difference. Did it again five more times and each one was like 8 years away from the one before it. I knew it wasn't legit, but didn't expect it to be that random!!!
     
    imjustagirl, Jul 1, 2008
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  3. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    2/21/2027 - 60 years and nine days after my dad died. I'll be 70.
    I'm thinking that's pretty close to dead on, given my health, family history, etc. Barring an accident or other disaster.

    Nats will still be looking for a pennant.
     
    Moderator1, Jul 1, 2008
    #15
  4. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    I'm not kidding, the site (on pessimistic mode) tells me I should have died last March. WTF am I still doing here?
     
    Killick, Jul 1, 2008
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  5. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    Normal Mode: Thursday, December 5, 2041 (72)
    Optimistic Mode: February 15, 2056 (1 week shy of 87)
    Pessimistic Mode: October 11, 2018 (been nice knowing all of you)
    Sadistic Mode: Dec. 5, 2005 (but I'm not dead yet)

    Pie-a-la- Mode: make the ice cream chocolate
     
    EStreetJoe, Jul 1, 2008
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  6. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Where are these other buttons? Must go search.
     
    Moderator1, Jul 1, 2008
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  7. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Found 'em. Hell, I've been dead 16 years. No wonder I'm such a miserable prick.
    Or I'm dying THIS Christmas, which will be a wonderful gift for many.
     
    Moderator1, Jul 1, 2008
    #19
  8. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    Okay, revisited:
    Normal: May 12, 2029
    Pessimistic: March 11, 2004
    Sadistic: May 11, 2000
    Optimistic: July 5, 2045

    If I hear that "free credit check" commercial on the radio one more time, these dates are moot. I will shoot myself loooong before the end of said commercial.
     
    Killick, Jul 1, 2008
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  9. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Free Credit Report dot com baybeeee.
     
    Moderator1, Jul 1, 2008
    #21
  10. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Damn, Moddy hates him some Killick.
     
    imjustagirl, Jul 1, 2008
    #22
  11. crusoes

    crusoes Active Member

    9.22.2028

    The creepiest thing is the seconds countdown. Less than 640,000,000,000 to go.
     
    crusoes, Jul 1, 2008
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  12. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    I love They Might Be Giants.


    You're older than you've ever been.
    And now you're even older.
    And now you're even older.
    And now you're even older.

    You're older than you've ever been.
    And now you're even older.
    And now you're older still.

    TIME! Is marching on.
    And time.. is still marching on.
    This day will soon be at an end and now it's even sooner.
    And now it's even sooner.
    And now it's even sooner.
    This day will soon be at an end and now it's even sooner.
    And now it's even sooner.
    And now it's sooner still.

    You're older than you've ever been.
    And now you're even older.
    And now you're even older.
    And now you're even older.

    You're older than you've ever been.
    And now you're even older.
    And now you're older still.
     
    imjustagirl, Jul 1, 2008
    #24
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