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Loretta Lynn, where is the long-form birth certificate??

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by TheSportsPredictor, May 19, 2012.

  1. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    Married at 16 instead of 13?? YOU LIE, MRS. LYNN!!

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/19/loretta-lynn-age-lied-3-years-older_n_1529549.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003
     
  2. Cape_Fear

    Cape_Fear Active Member

    I didn't know she was a shortstop from the Dominican Republic.
     
  3. Ronnie "Z-Man" Barzell

    Ronnie "Z-Man" Barzell Active Member

    Whoever broke this story is probably going to go to Fist City.
     
  4. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    [​IMG]

    "Loretta, there's something I've got to tell ya. I really don't know how to say this, but ...

    ... It is true. They're not wrong. You're 80 years old.

    I'm sorry Loretta. I'm really, really sorry."



    (One of the best country songs of all-time, by the way)
     
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  5. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    I am unsure if she is with Elvis or a werewolf.
     
  6. Azrael

    Azrael Well-Known Member


    That's Harold Lloyd Jenkins.
     
  7. Sea Bass

    Sea Bass Well-Known Member

    Are you sure it's not John C. Reilly?
     
  8. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    Moral: Don't get hitched at 16, with 13 on your mind.
     
  9. cjericho

    cjericho Well-Known Member

    Thought it was The Honkey Tonk Man.
     
  10. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    She lied about her age so she could vote. [/breakfast_club]
     
  11. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty New Member

    i'm concerned.
     
  12. Monday Morning Sportswriter

    Monday Morning Sportswriter Well-Known Member

    From the nose up, he's Ron Swanson.

    But that can't be. Her name isn't Tammy.
     
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