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Lord Jesus Christ was hit by a car

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Inky_Wretch, May 7, 2010.

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  1. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Not a joke.

    http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gIBMSg84BTrpERd7N-A9K8s6DGtgD9FI0HPO0
     
    Inky_Wretch, May 7, 2010
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  2. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    He will be fine in three days.
     
    93Devil, May 7, 2010
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  3. Gator

    Gator Well-Known Member

    He should really cross on the water, not on the street. It's much safer.
     
    Gator, May 7, 2010
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  4. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

    Whoever hit him should save the grill with an imprint of his face. It could become a valuable artifact someday. Or he could just sell it on e-bay.
     
    cranberry, May 7, 2010
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  5. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Are you saying Jesus was almost finished on that grill?
     
    Inky_Wretch, May 7, 2010
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  6. fossywriter8

    fossywriter8 Well-Known Member

    HOLY TEBOW!
     
    fossywriter8, May 7, 2010
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  7. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    So he can't hit a curveball, but he can get hit by a car?
     
    Baron Scicluna, May 7, 2010
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  8. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

    Peter denies being behind the wheel.
     
    OnTheRiver, May 7, 2010
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  9. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Is Erin Esurance his Mary Magdelene?
     
    dooley_womack1, May 7, 2010
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  10. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    Printdust is ready to shoot up a post office.
     
    Flying Headbutt, May 7, 2010
    #10
  11. andyouare?

    andyouare? Guest

    If Tebow was hit by a car, I'd hate to see the car.

    Also:
    http://jacksonville.com/sports/football/2010-05-05/story/tim-tebows-denver-broncos-jersey-leads-nfl-sales-april

    Tim Tebow's Denver Broncos jersey leads NFL sales for April

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    andyouare?, May 7, 2010
    #11
  12. kokane_muthashed

    kokane_muthashed Active Member

    Jesus built my hot rod.
     
    kokane_muthashed, May 7, 2010
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