Look how much the times have changed

I can just get those for free on the 'net.

(well, not yours specifically. But boobs are a fungible commodity.)

 

Could be worse, he could have worked for 20 years in the business, gotten laid off and then realized he had no marketable skills.

 

I don't want to hear about that. I have nothing but sympathy for 20-year guy. I can feel smarmily superior to the college kid.

 

Or, as in that post, to the know-it-all high schooler with "lots of experience." Riiiiiight.

 

i keep telling you: think brown.

 

Damn, I wish I was active on here before I left Las Vegas for a shitty newspaper gig in Oregon.

You all would have saved me a lot of aggravation.

 

Hey, some of my best friends have shitty newspaper gigs in Oregon.

 

You know Petrie??

 

I was a McDonald's crew leader 10 years ago and made the best processed grilled chicken in town.

There's still hope for me.

 

I sometimes wonder whether it's too late to resume my Burger King career.

 

You too, eh?

 

I've said it before and now again: I made more money as a BK assistant manager when I was saving up for college.