Longmont Times-Call staffers invited to work as valets at owner's Xmas party

Could an employee be fired from the newspaper if he did park all the cars, tossed the keys and left? Or would he be fired as a valet?

 

You actually can upper deck a car. Put shit in the windshield washer fluid reservoir.

For good measure, nail the editor's teenage daughter in her parents' bed.

 

Gawd, are you behind the times... the compartment in the arm rest...

 

Based on what I've heard about the Lehmans, this doesn't surprise me - at all.

And lono, that suggestion was quick - almost like you've done it to someone before. I don't know whether to bow in admiration or run like hell.

 

At my first job, I'll never forget the husband-wife ownership team calling a meeting specifically to rip us all to shreds for not shoveling the parking lot while they were gone for a funeral.

That was just the tip of the iceberg. Needless to say, I quit after six weeks.

 

Shoveling what? Their crap?

Sounds like they took into the newsroom with them.

 

That would be snow, but crap is just as good.

 

I know, but anyone coming in and verbally burning a newsroom over that junk has more crap to deal with than any snow-filled parking lot in the Northwest Territories.

 

if you're opening the radiator cap, use drano.

 

And corn syrup - not sugar - in the gas tank.

 

Can you leave a dead fish under the floor mats?