1. Welcome to SportsJournalists.com, a friendly forum for discussing all things sports and journalism.

    Your voice is missing! You will need to register for a free account to get access to the following site features:
    • Reply to discussions and create your own threads.
    • Access to private conversations with other members.
    • Fewer ads.

    We hope to see you as a part of our community soon!

Longmont Times-Call staffers invited to work as valets at owner's Xmas party

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by poindexter, Nov 19, 2008.

  1. ServeItUp

    ServeItUp Active Member

    I'm hoping the employees who take Mr. Lehman up on his offer have nothing but bean burritos in the days preceding the party. It'll be like the Seinfeld with the major B.O.
     
  2. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

    You shit underneath the spare-tire cover in the trunk.

    And then you shit on the hood for good measure.
     
  3. Much better. Glove compartment too obvious.
     
  4. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Maybe they could do some yardwork on the weekends.
     
  5. lono

    lono Active Member

    No. No. No.

    You piss in the radiator. The first time they turn the heater on, the car will smell like urine for the next, oh, three or four years.
     
  6. nmmetsfan

    nmmetsfan Active Member

    You mean they're not falling for a banana in the tail pipe?
     
  7. Diabeetus

    Diabeetus Active Member

    My thinking was totally in line with lono's. The radiator has to be the prime target.
     
  8. GuessWho

    GuessWho Active Member

    If the reporters go straight from the mailroom to the party, will they get credit for a double shift?
     
  9. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    You bastards are making fun of these fine publishers when all they are doing is offering free career training for journalists.

    Quit bitching and get my damn car!
     
  10. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    The better be able to accept tips, and maybe get a shot at some of the leftovers. Hell, I'd do it. Dignity isn't an issue when you're working in Longmont.
     
  11. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    You don't upper-deck it.

    http://www.harmondeerscents.com/products.aspx?cat=30

    :D
     
  12. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

    Only problem with that is that you have to wait for the car to cool off before taking off the cap.
     
Draft saved Draft deleted

Share This Page