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Lloyd Carr has gonorrhea

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by mdpoppy, Dec 28, 2007.

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  1. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    If it was true, then Lloyd didn't heed the advice of Jimmy Dugan.
     
    Baron Scicluna, Dec 28, 2007
    #13
  2. markvid

    markvid Guest

    Is America's collective IQ like 10 now?
     
    markvid, Dec 28, 2007
    #14
  3. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    I blame soccer.
     
    Chi City 81, Dec 28, 2007
    #15
  4. Smasher_Sloan

    Smasher_Sloan Active Member

    Let's focus on the real point, people, and wish Lloyd all the best for a speedy recovery.
     
    Smasher_Sloan, Dec 28, 2007
    #16
  5. linotype

    linotype Well-Known Member

    After Rich Rodriguez shitcanned the entire Michigan staff, maybe this was ol' Slick Dick's way of reminding Lloyd that he, too, was done after Jan. 1.
     
    linotype, Dec 29, 2007
    #17
  6. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    It's tragedies like this that put everything in perspective.
     
    BYH, Dec 29, 2007
    #18
  7. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    God I wish I had Photoshop so I could do this properly ...

    [​IMG]

    Lloyd Carr: Hi, I'm Lloyd Carr ... and I have genital herpes gonorrhea.
    Random chick boning gonorrhea'd Lloyd Carr for some unknown reason: AND I DON'T!
    Lloyd Carr: Thanks to Valtrex, my gonorrhea is under control, and this random chick boning me for reasons unknown can do whatever she wants to me without any messy Appalachian State-like repurcussions. So I plan to live life to its fullest with gonorrhea!
    Random chick boning gonorrhea'd Lloyd Carr for some unknown reason: AND I DON'T!

    Cue obligatory veneral disease drug ad bike ride in meadow/boat dock/beach.
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
    Bubbler, Dec 29, 2007
    #19
  8. fishwrapper

    fishwrapper Active Member

    Good work, nonetheless.
     
    fishwrapper, Dec 29, 2007
    #20
  9. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    They would have said fuck it and used "clap" or at msu... "klap"
     
    slappy4428, Dec 29, 2007
    #21
  10. Boomer7

    Boomer7 Active Member

    (singing)
    It's a brand new day!
     
    Boomer7, Dec 29, 2007
    #22
  11. Bad Guy Zero

    Bad Guy Zero Active Member

    Holy crap! Lloyd Carr has gonorrhea! What next? The "Tebow girl" has breast cancer?
     
    Bad Guy Zero, Dec 29, 2007
    #23
  12. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    STD? How do you spell that? (/sparty)
     
    Football_Bat, Dec 29, 2007
    #24
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