Liza Minelli loves Chachi

Touche. I make no such pretense.

 

Me three.

 

Peter on a Family Guy rerun: "They call this the magic hour. The day's not quite gone but the night's not quite here. And somewhere Scott Baio is plowing a woman he doesn't love."

 

Just saw that too.

And also thought of this thread. Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!

 

"Package for Glen Quagmire."

"Hold on a second."

"Here's a package for you!"

 

How old are you?

Old enough to know you're a whore!

 

Remember Jimmy Baio as Carmen Ronzonni? And how William Devane turned his whole pitching career around in less time than it takes BYH to........

























....read this sentence?

Ha. Gotcha.

 

I-I-I don't get it. What do you mean, pussy who can't handle a widdle snow Double J?

 

Okay, now you're gonna get it. Start running -- I'll give you an eight-second head start. ;D

 

Just move to the southern United States, bitchboy. Your whining about the snow will play well there.

 

No it won't.