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Living in BFE: A Primer

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Cadet, Jul 10, 2006.

  1. TrooperBari

    TrooperBari Well-Known Member

    You are an officer and a gentleman, F_H.

    May your sons be strapping, your daughters lovely and your concubines lacking a gag reflex.
  2. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    If you're going to live in BFE, do NOT profess that you're a liberal. Jeez, talk about a death sentence. In my last newspaper stint, a prison and college town, being a liberal was like being, well, a prisoner.
  3. TrooperBari

    TrooperBari Well-Known Member

    I don't hang these curveballs for my health....
  4. He even got the batting order correct.  A tip o' the cap to ye, laddie.
  5. tyler durden 71351

    tyler durden 71351 Active Member

    At my BFE stop, the nearby college went to the Humanitarian Bowl and a local attorney was one of the six or so fans who followed the team. The weekly devoted a full page to his photos from Boise. He took 'em by my shop (the bureau for a 20,000-30,000 circulation daily and that put out a zoned weekly edition) and we told him no dice.
  6. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    Okay, thought it over...Boom fears tremendous potential for this:


    I need to work on this a little more.
  7. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Minor T-jack: Is that Eddie Albert doing those Wentworth ads you see on the Weather Channel? If it ain't it's the spittin' image of him.
  8. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Since he died more than a year ago, I vote 'no'
  9. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    I forget who said it, but a while back, someone posted about having a daughter and realizing that ultimately their little girl would be, um well, you know, servicing someone.

    It's made me wish for boys ever since. Not that I wouldn't love a little girl. It's just an image I'd rather not contemplate.
  10. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    I guess it wouldn't be right if I just had her mouth wired shut until she was 18. :D
  11. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    What's BFE?
  12. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    More accurately, where is BFE.

    Butt-Fuck, Egypt
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