Livin' at home is such a drag ...

... and the person who wrote this headline had a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity on the desk.

Son wins lawsuit after mom throws away his best porno mags

 

BUSTED!

 

You gotta fight
For your right
To keeeeeeeeep $25,000 worth of porn

That's an excessive amount of porn

And hat tip to that hede writer

 

From the story, it looks like the dad was the one who actually threw out the porn.

A dozen boxes? Jesus Christ dude, haven't you ever heard of the internet?

The dude and his lawyers are gonna have hell's own time establishing the "value" of used porn and sex toys.

 

The guy was 42, so perhaps his collection dates to pre-Internet days (like the Vanna White issue).

Also that’s a lot of kittens killed and tissues wasted.

 

Definitely a sticky wicket for the family.

 

The indignity of having to bring it into the public domain....my god, I'm eternally grateful for my parents and my upbringing.

 

My favorite part (in addition to the good hed) is that this story is from West Michigan.

I recall living in the region when there was a huge tizzy about an adult bookstore that dared to exist in that God-fearing part of the world. How could something this evil be among us, the Dutch Reformed crowd wondered?

Uh, because a lot of your men liked to buy it.

 

I'm a man!! I'm 60!! I'm even senior citizen age by many definitions, and I haven't owned a physical
piece of porn in 25 years.

Yeah, when I was a teenager in the 70s, I had a carefully curated stash of maybe a dozen Playboys and Penthouses, but those are long long gone. Luckily I never got into the VHS porn tape collection business.

 

When I was living alone for the first time (no roommate) in my Apt. I subscribed to Penthouse for the first time and thought "awesome, no more asking in embarrassment for it behind counter at 7-11", then the first time it was sticking out of my apt mailbox in plastic and I thought "hmmm maybe I don't want people to see I get it?"

 

Forty-fucking-two?
If I'm his parents I've lost patience at 36.

 

It was a short-term thing after a divorce.