Live BLOG!!!!: The premiere of Beverly Hills 90210!

If the gun had only gone off in Scott's locker, like Brian Johnson, none of this would have happened.

 

I had forgotten the subtitles.

This was truly a post-modern masterpiece.

The guy behind Steve has a mullet that would put Brandon's to shame.

 

And Kelly befriends Brenda b/c she doesn't want to sit next to Blubber.

 

Ondrea: "Great pate but I gotta motor if I want to make it to the early bird special at Denny's."

 

Classic. As was the Diet Rite can in front of Brenda at the lunch table.

Oh, Scott. It's probably for the best you accidentally killed yourself.

 

Really. Had he spent as much time learning about gun safety as he did worrying about his GPA, he'd still be with us.

 

Hey look! It's Kelly, Donna and two girls whose dads didn't create the show!

 

Is it bad that of all the chicks on screen right now, I want to bang Mrs. Walsh the most?

Jimbo didn't know what he had, right there.

 

I had the biggest crush on Luke Perry.
Gives new meaning to "8 Seconds"

 

Oh I think he did. We don't know what happened once they eluded Bob and Trudy during the Very Special Episode when Brandon drove drunk.

 

I love the ending of this show, when Scott Gunkid says no one will truly be free until nerd persecution ends.

 

PS: This house band is the supersuck fantastic.