Live BLOG!!!!: The premiere of Beverly Hills 90210!

You realize this cries for a Heathersjack, right?

 

WAKE UP BRANDON!!!

Unfortunately, your haircut is not a bad dream.

But your house and the impending theme song are both bad dreams. You will not live there nor hum this song after this episode.

 

What's your damage, 2much?

 

Dickens is not worshipped at SJ High and he's only a junior.

Shit!

 

Kelly got a nose job.

And Steve Sanders got Rogaine.

 

And we're outside West Beverly High.

Hondrea is riding the bus. People are line dancing. Brandon's mullet might take off and fly away at any moment.

All is right with the world.

 

Jennie Garth was shithot back then, and she's only improved with age.

 

The best part of that scene is the random dancing sequence.

Fox: "Aaron this makes no sense."
Aaron Spelling: "Who the fuck cares? You've got us going against Cheers. We'll be off the air by Halloween."

 

I think the guy in leather ended up in Skid Row.

 

No dumbass. Judas Priest.

 

Don't kid yourself, Beej.

West Beverly is tough.

SCOTT GUNKID!!!!!!!

 

That teacher is also the teacher/wrestler in one of those Adam Sandler movies.