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Little jailhouses for you and me

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by TheSportsPredictor, Aug 15, 2013.

  1. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Sources reported the victim refused to listen to the Mellencamps, who insisted he forget all that macho shit and learn how to play guitar.
     
  2. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    The young men reportedly became enraged when the victim pointed at them and said, "I want you to dance naked. If you like, I'll join you."
     
  3. Tarheel316

    Tarheel316 Well-Known Member

    Could they be sprung with a cherry bomb?
     
  4. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    Little diddy about Speck and Huuud.
    Two American kids going up, in the hoosegow.
    Hud is gonna be a boxing star
    Speck is in the back with his guitar

    Goin' to a party, at some guy's home
    Speck is underage but drinkin' beer
    His head gets hit by some unknown
    Speck say hey Huddie
    My drunken brain is out to Rome
    Let's go back to that guy's house
    'N kick his fat ass
    Say a

    Oh yeah, life goes on
    Long after the butthurt of jail is gone
    Oh yeah, life goes on
    Long after dad's career is done
     
  5. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    In the joint these boys will learn to get a leg up.
     
  6. cyclingwriter

    cyclingwriter Active Member

    No need to alter the lyrics from "I'm not running anymore"

    Well I got two circus clowns here who like to fight
    They got one black eye and a bloody nose
    They are the hoodlums of my third wife
    Whatever I say they will oppose
     
  7. Gator

    Gator Well-Known Member

    This, from the story, is awesome:

    "In June, John Mellencamp appeared on the Late Show with David Letterman sporting a black eye.

    When Letterman prodded him, John Mellencamp told him it came from his son Speck: 'My son and I had words, and he got a punch in and I didn't.'"

    What a shit show of a family.
     
  8. nmmetsfan

    nmmetsfan Active Member

    Speck = Sue
     
  9. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member

    Hud can kick your ass but good. He's a two-time Indiana Golden Gloves champion. He never played football in high school (he was home-schooled), but he walked on at Duke.

    http://www.goduke.com/ViewArticle.dbml?DB_OEM_ID=4200&ATCLID=205587613

    Speck's last tweet was "I'm so excited to move." I don't think he meant to the Graybar Hotel.

    https://twitter.com/spacemanSpeck
     
  10. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    "Now you gonna die!!!!"
     
  11. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member

    Rain on the scarecrow, blood on...that guy.
     
  12. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member

    http://www.indystar.com/article/20130815/NEWS02/308150054/John-Mellencamp-s-2-sons-issued-arrest-warrants-face-felony-battery-charges

    The third guy arrested is the son of Indiana's baseball coach, a Hoosiers football player, and owner of some douchebaggy sideburns.

    http://www.iuhoosiers.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/ty_smith_842070.html
     
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