Lindsay Lohan jogs on tobacco road

Still has an incredible bod.

 

Actually, I'd be thinking about taking advantage of US Patent 6983745: an isolation suit with a two-way air supply/disinfection pump.

 

For the record, that's NOT Bea Arthur ...

 

Bea Arthur has an incredible bod?

Well, okay ... I defer to you on this area of expertise. In fact, it's an area I want nothing to do with.

 

Y'know, now that I think about it that suit looks like something the lead singer of A Flock Of Seagulls would have favored in 1983 or so.

 

There is no way you wouldn't hit that if LL offered it up.

 

Sorry, but she's almost as nasty as Paris Hilton's ass goiter or Brittney's party pics...
I wouldn't wish her on dyepack...

 

I find Paris Hilton unattractive, but I still allege that most of us would do all three of them, if for nothing more than to tell people we did all three.

 

Of the three, LL is the least attractive... I could have lived with Brittney Spears until the crotch shot or Paris until the ass goiter... all my fantasies ruined.. Paris, Brittney, Sharon Resultan...

 

What if you could convince Britney to put the school girl outfit on, though?

 

Hmmmmm