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Lindsay Lohan is considering converting to Islam

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by YankeeFan, Apr 20, 2016.

  1. CD Boogie

    CD Boogie Well-Known Member

    I wonder if the Lohans look at the Kardashians and rue the day they didn't get a sex tape of Lindsay into circulation before she became a hot mess.
     
  2. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    Lohan had too much self respect to sleep with 50 Cent, Reggie Bush, Kris Humphries, Kanye West, Evan Ross, Marques Houston, Nick Cannon, Jayceon Taylor, Nick Lachey, Ray J, Damon Thomas, Joey Lawrence, TJ Jackson and her step brother Brandon Jenner
     
  3. CD Boogie

    CD Boogie Well-Known Member

    I hope you're just throwing out names -- some real, some fake (?) -- because otherwise you know way too much about this woman.
     
  4. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    No, there's a web site that tracks her hook ups
     
  5. CD Boogie

    CD Boogie Well-Known Member

    Hah, really? She hooked up with her step brother? I mean, that's just weird. After all, the guy is white.
     
  6. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    You know what it's like, you're 11, Paris Hilton won't return your calls and you're fresh out of blow. What are you gonna do? Fuck your step brother in the shower and have lunch
     
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  7. old_tony

    old_tony Well-Known Member

    Rehab wasn't going well, Lindsay wanted to get stoned. She Googled "getting stoned," and found out that sluts get stoned by Muslims. She's in for a rather unpleasant surprise. I can see the Lifetime movie being called "Fatal Stupidity."
     
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  8. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    I would not feel so all alone, but Lindsay Lohan must get stoned.
     
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  9. HanSenSE

    HanSenSE Well-Known Member

    That, or neither parental unit wanted to switch sides.
     
  10. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Is that the Muslim equivalent of "hot dog down a hallway"?
     
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  11. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    This story is blowing up! Page Six has picked it up:

     
  12. Twirling Time

    Twirling Time Well-Known Member

    More bacon for the rest of us.
     
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