LiLo is legal!

Pass the spoon ....

Happy 21st birthday, Lindsay Lohan.

 

Now that it is legal for her to drink, she discovers that she can't because she has already drank it all.

 

I wouldn't go out with her. She may just be after you for your liver.

 

You know she's going to hit Vegas like an A-bomb the week she gets out of rehab.

 

I liked her better when she was a redhead and had a little more meat on her.

Oh, and when she was mildly sane.

 

And somewhere a bunch of people who bet the under are tearing up their tickets now that she has made it to 21 without dying.

 

Someone confused the pics of her... putting them on the Sharon Stone thread...

 

I don't think anyone could have predicted her career would fall off the earth so fast...

After Mean Girls came out, I thought she was going to be one of the next big stars, rising to a Julia Roberts or Reese Witherspoon level...

At this point, I'll be surprised if she ever makes another good film...

 

Oh, but the porn will come. The porn will come.

 

I'm still in the running, I have 21 and three weeks.

 

It's really sad. Mean Girls was a hilarious movie, too.

 

Does she get a lifetime pass at Scores in NYC? You know, to do guest appearances as skank extraordinaire?