Lil' Jeffy Wilpon to Mets fans: You and your memories mean nothing to me

More Shea seats have been sold than Yanke Stadium seats.

The "auction" of Yankee Stadium memoribilia last weekend was an absolute bust.
If these greedy fucks (Wilpons and Steinbrenners) would just tear down the old places and STFU, everybody would be happy to go to the new stadiums next year, despite the insane prices the greedy fucks are charging.

 

From BYH's lame story:

I would have bought a pair for spnited for his 600th birthday next year, but I'm broke.

 

Thanks for the thought, love, but anyone who spends $869 for two seats from any stadium is a moran.

Of course, Chipper Jones bought 4 from Shea ...making him a double moran.

 

I'm not nostalgic for the place, dickhead. But MILLIONS of Mets fans are. And lil' Jeffy is shitting all over them. "I can't wait to raze the place where you saw your first game...the place where you threw up from eating too much ice cream...the place where you got your first hand job under a blanket from the weird girl with the braces from English class during the senior trip...the place where you puked from drinking too much...the place where you saw a grown man masturbate in the bullpen for the first time...the place where you had your first date with your wife...the place where you took your son to his first game...the place where you saw a grown man fall to his death as he tried to surf the escalator..."

Etc etc etc. It's one thing to WANT to tell the fans fuck off, you can't afford our new place and I can't wait to knock down the only place you'd be able to afford a game...quite another to fuckin vocalize them. At least lather up the bullshit, like the Yankees.

 

Wait...you think there are millions of Mets fans?

 

Lest we forget that Chipper named his kid Shea. I don't know what that makes him, but I don't think it's too good.

 

Hey, if he continues to hit something like .330 at the new place, he can name his kids whatever he feels like.

 

Chipper can buy those seats the way you and I can buy a pack of gum

 

Citi Field Jones doesn't really roll off the tongue though.

so he better not knock up any more Hooters chicks. *ducking*

 

David Cone rules.

 

Wilpon added: “I’d love to drive a Bobcat, blasting through this place.”

And I don't like that at all. Show a little compassion, at least for your fans' sake.

 

thank you Mikey. That's exactly what I was getting at. His unabashed fuckin joy.