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Letters to the Chef

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chef, Jun 24, 2006.

  1. Chef

    Chef Active Member


    and yes....Hamelin was a hack who was so ugly, he couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a $100 dollar bill tied to his cock.
  2. doubledown68

    doubledown68 Active Member

    Chef Steve "Bye-bye" Balboni:

    Will the Royals ever have anyone surpass your single-season record of 36 home runs in my lifetime (i'm 27)?

    They couldn't get more than 36 in the so-called Steroid Era. How could they ever have a shot now?
  3. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    2 words to remember.



    Kid could end up being a superstar.

    Surprised Tartabull or Bo or Beltran or anyone ever topped 36.
  4. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    How about Justin Huber, Chef?

    He looked pretty good for the Mets, so of course they traded him for nothing.
  5. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Don't know about the Mess, only that Anna Benson blew more balls on that team than Armando Benitez.
  6. spnited

    spnited Active Member

    Here ya go, dickhead. From CBSSportsline

    Justin Huber is hitting .253 with nine homers and 18 RBI in 51 games at Triple-A Omaha.
    (Updated 06/17/2006).

    He's gonna be a star like Ian Bladergroen (or whatever that piece of crap's name is)
  7. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Hahahahahaha I'm never going to live that down. Rightfully so.

    In other news, here's the guy whose baseball cards Spnited was buying in bulk in 1937:


    :D ;D ;D :D <-------stupid fucking dickhead
  8. shotglass

    shotglass Guest


    Are oysters really an aphrodisiac, or is that just an old fishes' tale?
  9. doubledown68

    doubledown68 Active Member

    How many hits off a tee (without roll) would it take for Buddy Bianacalana to equal one of your titanic clouts?

    And are you upset that Dick Howser pinch ran for you in the ninth inning of game 6 of the 85 series? C'mon, you could've scored from first on an infield single!
  10. Chef

    Chef Active Member

  11. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Biancalana couldn't hit one out of the park if the son of a bitch was standing on the warning track.

    Fuckin' Howser..........pinch running for me..........I believe it was Lonnie Smith.

    Oh well.........at least I was first in the players buffet line.
  12. spnited

    spnited Active Member

    Yeah, well, how many people you know have a mint condition '37 Tom Cafego?
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