Letterman Destroying Paris Hilton Tonight

What's the difference, you're their all-time best-seller.

 

Well I slept with your wife!

 

I like elements of both Letterman and Leno. I *love* "Headlines" on the Tonight Show. I can remember nights when one of my roommates and I would make it a point to sit and watch them and laugh at the stupidity but I've also always liked Letterman's Top 10 lists. And I don't just like Letterman because he jokes that he was married to Stevie Nicks.

Not only do I not find Conan O'Brien funny, I put him in the same category that I put Gilbert Gottfried: They're unfunny.

Letterman's destruction of Paris was both well done by him and well-deserved by her.

 

Was that supposed to be an insult? I can't tell. :-\

 

His wife is in a coma.

And forever_town, lumping Conan with Gilbert Gottfried and calling him unfunny? You need a humor transplant, immediately.

 

Neither. Seinfeld reference.

 

Damnit.

Scuse me while I watch things fly over my head.

 

Y'know, this is a pretty good point. The girl will NOT age well. She's going to get a little more plastic every year.

 

I hope you aren't saying you are a Gilbert Gottfried fan.

 

Uh, no. Just the opposite. I'm saying he and Conan don't belong in the same universe, much less the same sentence.

 

i'd like to see Jeffrey Ross roast this dumb bitch.