Letterman Destroying Paris Hilton Tonight

Aw. Ms. Paris as announced she'll never appear on Letterman again ... she was in tears backstage and she regrets her appearance altogether.

 

Honestly, I've never been a big Letterman fan (I feel like I missed out on his really great stuff when I was younger), and I just don't see his appeal. Now, having watched this interview, I can see how he could be some sort of comedy icon, but I was laughing way more about Paris than anything he said...

 

But Huckleberry said she enjoyed it.

 

She's seen more shafts than an elevator.

 

Well, seeing as how elevators tend to stick to the same shaft, I should think so.

 

HELL no Buck, not at all. I love Conan, and he's just about the only one/.

 

other than that ...

 

The morning talk shows are trying to gin up sympathy for Paris.
Yeah, Letterman was over the top and kinda creepy. But if there's anyone in America who deserves that treatment (especially after the butt-kissing she got from Larry King and the like)...

 

I dunno. I find that combination kinda hot.

 

What was creepy about it?

 

Well, at least it's a switch. Usually, it's lettermen destroying Paris, as in the entire returning roster of USC, UCLA and Cal football teams. All at once.

 

I dunno, she kind of looks like a tranny to me.
And this will become even more true as she ages and, God help us, remains in the public eye.