Letterman Destroying Paris Hilton Tonight

Available on CBS.com. At least the first part of the interview. Absolutely brilliant.

 

Did Paris get a plug in for the Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset?

 

Man, I'd loved to have heard the internal dialogue of both of them during that interview. She was clearly furious, and he was like a cat batting around a bug.

 

With apologies to G. Gordon Liddy, in a battle of wits she was clearly defenseless.

 

When I saw the thread title, I thought maybe Letterman had switched teams.

 

... or that he joined the Nazi army ...

 

Don't get your hopes up. This is not last night's link. But it's a pretty funny interview of Hilton on the show a couple years ago -- I think (I don't keep up with celebrity affairs, sadly).

 

Friday's clip:

http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/11563/paris-does-the-late-show/

 

Hilarious. This why Dave > Leno. And, somewhat on topic but not really...Hilton may be a vapid moron, but I would do unspeakable things to that woman.

 

That is some awesome stuff. Too bad this doesn't have the entire interview because apparently Dave hated on her a bunch at the end.

My favorite part was when Paris said she has moved on and doesn't want to talk about her jail experience and is on the show to talk about her clothing line, her perfume and her new movie and Dave responds with, "Well, that is where me and you are different, you being in jail is all I want to talk about."

 

I'm a big fan of his scurvy line.

 

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