Let's settle this once and for all, Part Deux

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WHO SAYS WHEE-YUL?

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE??

And spnited, that's just because you're old. I told you go to post that I proved you wrong, you said you wouldn't, I said I would.

Then you passed out in your oatmeal.

 

Cream of wheat. Old people eat cream of wheat. ;D

 

You want to consult the dick-tionary, Dools? Fine.

"Poetic License": The liberty taken by an artist or a writer in deviating from conventional form or fact to achieve a desired effect.

"Pathetic Anal Douchebag Who Can't Let Something Go After Three And a Half Years Despite His Obvious Wrongness": dooley_womack1.

And just to really get your goat, I dedicate this haiku to you, sir. And I'm not telling you which ones I randomly deemed one syllable and which ones I randomly deemed two. :-*

Dools? Smile, less bile.
Argument not worthwhile.
Since last laid: A while?

 

Jehoshaphat is one syllable.

 

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They're from North Wilkesboro.

 

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Ah, bullshit.

Jehoshaphat (and let me be the first to thank the gods that Firefox has spellcheck, even though "spellcheck" is not in the spellchecker) is so long you almost can't use it in a haiku.

 

so ... um ... you didn't click the link? You're supposed to click the link.

 

Two syllables here.

 

The dictionary says it's one syllable. The. End.