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Real butter's the way to go — across the board.

Margarine (which was touted for years as healthier) is practically bristling with trans-fatty acids.

 

Real butter will kill you, yes.

So will breathing, eventually.

If used responsibly, butter remains very, very special.

 

Butter. It's not just for playtime.

 

If you want responsibly, you don't want to see me sautee shrimp. Basically I put about 5 tablespoons of butter (maybe more) in a pan with garlic and salt. It's delicious. It's tempting not to drink the sauce out of the bowl.

 

They say anything good in life is illegal, immoral or fattening.

That is all.

 

At its best, it's all three.

 

Like a scrambled condor egg?

 

Like drinking too much absinth. . .

 

How ya doing, buddy?

 

You're morally against scrambled eggs?

 

If it's an endangered specie.

 

I'm just trying to figure out where the immoral part comes in.