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Let Them Begin. . . Michael Jackson Jokes

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Just_An_SID, Jun 26, 2009.

  1. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    The BET awards are going to honor Michael Jackson tonight. Seats in the first three rows will be reserved for boys under 10
  2. fmrsped

    fmrsped Active Member

    What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne waits until you're 13 to come on your face.
  3. schiezainc

    schiezainc Well-Known Member

    Just saw this one online........

    Reports that Michael Jackson has died of a heart attack in his home are untrue… He actually died having a stroke in the children’s ward.
  4. Tucsondriver

    Tucsondriver Member

    What's Jacko's favorite college?
    Brigh-am Young
  5. MCbamr

    MCbamr Member

    What are Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett and Ed McMahon getting for Christmas?

    Patrick Swayze
  6. Precious Roy

    Precious Roy Active Member

    Not an MJ joke, but still funny...

    They say that celebs die in threes, leave it to Billy Mays to give you one ABSOLUTELY FREE!
  7. Sir Sid

    Sir Sid Member

    Why weren't paramedics able to perform successful mouth to mouth to Michael?
    Every time they breathed in his nose popped off.
  8. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    In honor of Michael Jackson's death, McDonalds is debuting a new sandwich:
    50 year-old meat on a 12 year-old bun.

    What's Micheal's idea of a perfect 10?
    Two five year-olds.

    What does Michael Jackson have in common with caviar?
    They both come on a cracker.
  9. EE94

    EE94 Guest

    the best so far
  10. Mystery Meat II

    Mystery Meat II Well-Known Member

    Michael Jackson was the biggest stiff in the Staples Center this year ... not counting Adam Morrison.
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