Let Them Begin. . . Michael Jackson Jokes

In-thread DB, SC?

 

Variation on the theme: Jacko's being turned into grocery bags. That way he's still white, plastic, and dangerous to children.

 

Yea, that's what happens you have people on blast!

 

one I saw on another board:

Farrah Fawcett shagged Majors, Michael Jackson shagged minors

 

I'll skip this thread - and instead just turn on local sports radio to hear 400-pound sportswriters crack jokes about a dead man while chowing down on the studio dougnuts and bitching about their salaries.

 

Says the person with a two girls, one cup reference in his or her handle.

 

Not to mention the 26 whole posts that make him think he's some kind of expert in decorum as far as this site is concerned.

Mannings, why did you even open this thread in the first place? Just so you could dazzle all of us with your sanctimony? Spare us, moron.

 

Ooh, burn!

(You've got to be kidding)

 

Q: Where did Michael Jackson spend his vacation?
A: All over the beaches of Florida.

No wait, I didn't tell it ... shit! I suck at tasteless jokes.

 

Thanks for the thread bump, though!

 

When the first reports came in the and the CNN ticker said, "Michael Jackson was rushed to hospital. EMTs reported he was not breathing when they arrived."
My quick response:

"I'm sure he will be able to breathe OK once they take the 7-year-old's penis out of his mouth."

 

The level of discourse around here never ceases to amaze.