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Let Them Begin. . . Michael Jackson Jokes

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Just_An_SID, Jun 26, 2009.

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  1. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    Okay, these jokes are getting pretty damn tasteless now.......














    ......but there's still plenty of room for improvement - let's keep it up!!! ;D
     
    Double J, Jun 26, 2009
    #37
  2. Bad Guy Zero

    Bad Guy Zero Active Member

    What do seven year old boys and rigor mortis have in common?

    They're the only things that get Michael Jackson hard!
     
    Bad Guy Zero, Jun 26, 2009
    #38
  3. Cousin Oliver

    Cousin Oliver New Member

    I guess heaven needed a. . .wait, what the hell was he?
     
    Cousin Oliver, Jun 26, 2009
    #39
  4. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Diana Ross wannabe?
     
    Ace, Jun 26, 2009
    #40
  5. Bad Guy Zero

    Bad Guy Zero Active Member

    Wait...does this mean that Latoya is dead too?
     
    Bad Guy Zero, Jun 26, 2009
    #41
  6. spnited

    spnited Active Member


    No, doppelgangers continue to live
     
    spnited, Jun 26, 2009
    #42
  7. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Does adding a Rison Chiefs jersey to the tribute swag qualify as a joke?

    [​IMG]
     
    Inky_Wretch, Jun 26, 2009
    #43
  8. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

    Bad Moonwalk Rison?

    Not sure if it qualifies as a joke, but it would have made more sense if he had died in a housefire.
     
    outofplace, Jun 26, 2009
    #44
  9. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Outstanding.
     
    BYH, Jun 26, 2009
    #45
  10. pressboxer

    pressboxer Active Member

    end of thread
     
    pressboxer, Jun 26, 2009
    #46
  11. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

    That one is the best I've heard so far.
     
    outofplace, Jun 26, 2009
    #47
  12. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Since Michael Jackson was 90 percent plastic, his body is going to be melted down and turned into Legos so little boys can play with him for a change.
     
    sportschick, Jun 26, 2009
    #48
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