Let Them Begin. . . Michael Jackson Jokes

This was a good MJ reaction "quote" on The Onion:

 

Songs that Michael won't get to sing on his comeback tour:

He's Already 16

Sleeping Triple In A Double Bed

Big Boys Don't Cry (with enough 'Kool Aid' in them)

Billy's Mom (has a lawsuit going on)

 

I'm pouring a juice box onto the playground curb.

 

I haven't heard that one in some 20 years. Wonder why? Did Jackson ditch the glove?

 

Elton John is now writing a tribute song.

"Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me"

 

I used to wonder, where did all the tasteless jokes start? When I lived in New York and worked downtown, I learned: Wall Street. Within a few minutes of Jerry Garcia's death (the Internet was there, but moved slowly), I heard my first dead Garcia joke, courtesy of a co-worker who got a phone call from a stockbroker friend. (I can't remember the joke.)

I think there's a computer encased in glass on the NYSE trading floor that reads, "break in case of celebrity death."

 

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?

Because there's 20 of them.

 

hahahahahahahahahahaa.......the funniest one so far. ;D

 

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile?

Nothing!

 

What was the last thing that O.J. said to Nicole?

Your waiter will be right with you.

(Ooops wrong thread)

 

When Farah Fawcett arrived at the gates of heaven, God asked if there was anything he could do for her.

She said, "Make the world safer for children." ...

 

Today jockeys around the world will wear black armbands in tribute to a man that rode more three year olds than anyone else.