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Let Them Begin. . . Michael Jackson Jokes

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Just_An_SID, Jun 26, 2009.

  1. Just_An_SID

    Just_An_SID Active Member

    It took less than an hour from the announcement of his death before I got the first Michael Jackson is dead joke via email.

    Since I am already going to hell for other reasons, I have opted to start a new thread.

    If you think that this is uncalled for, then please skip over this instead of scrolling down.

    I warned you.

    Why couldn't the doctors revive Michael Jackson?
    They didn't have the right equipment because MJ had insisted on being taken to a Children's Hospital.

    Go ahead and add your best (or worst):
  2. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    I don't have a joke but I will ask, how would you like to be the guy who had to give mouth-to-mouth to Michael Jackson?
  3. albert77

    albert77 Well-Known Member

    I don't know who gets credit for this, but this was my wife's favorite:

    "America is such a great country. Look at Michael Jackson. Only in America could a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman."
  4. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    What is Michael Jackson's idea of a perfect 10?

    Answer: Two five year old boys.

    And I don't feel bad about making fun of a pervert.
  5. HejiraHenry

    HejiraHenry Well-Known Member

    I would like to have been at the press conference, just to ask:

    "How old, approximately, was the person who called 9-1-1?"
  6. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    Why did Michael Jackson shop at K-Mart?

    Because he heard they had a sale: Little boys' pants half-off.

    And here's one from the mid-80s:

    What do Michael Jackson and the Atlanta Braves have in common?

    They both wear one glove for no apparent reason.
  7. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

  8. HejiraHenry

    HejiraHenry Well-Known Member

    The Onion: Last Piece Of Michael Jackson Dies
  9. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    Hate to say it, but this made me laugh really hard.
  10. Jackson actually died of food poisoning.

    He ate 12-year-old nuts.

    I know, I know ....
  11. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Wow, that's so funny. Is this 1988 again? That's so awesome. Do you have any good Yakoff Smirnoff jokes too?

    And from the guy who is always so quick to determine what is and isn't funny at SJ and what does and does not offend his delicate sensibilities.

    Once again: To be called unfunny by you is perhaps the highest complement anyone can ever receive here.
  12. azom

    azom Member

    In honor of Michael Jackson's death, McDonald's will be serving free "MJ Burgers" on Friday.

    50-year-old meat between 10-year-old buns.
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