Let the insanity begin......

Starting tomorrow, and going all the way through Next Sunday, July 7, your old boy Chef will be going on a umpiring marathon.

The schedule goes as follows;

Saturday, 6/28; 8 Fastpitch Softball games.
Saturday, 6/29; 7 Fastpitch Softball games.

Tuesday, 7/1; 4 Slowpitch Softball games.
Wednesday, 7/2; 4 Slowpitch Softball Games.

Friday, 7/4; 5 18-yr. Baseball games (beginning at 9 am)
Friday, 7/4; (beginning at midnight 9 Slowpitch softball games--48 hr. tourney.

Saturday, 10AM; 3 18-yr. Baseball games (concluding around 8pm)
Saturday, 11PM; 8 Slowpitch softball games---48 hr. tourney.

Sunday; 10 AM; 2 18-yr. Baseball games.
Sunday; 3 PM; 3 Slowpitch Softball games---Championships of 48-hr.

This is all tentative as of this second, but by the time it is all said and done.....I'll have around 53 games in the next 8 days.

The toe may be amputated by this time next week.

 

If you don't mind the question, how much will you make?

 

You umping in Dodge City?

 

O/U on the number of parents whom Chef will wish he could amputate their toe: 44

 

yep.

 

Around 1500 (after tax)

 

You gonna be here?

 

Haven't done that in years, but that was a typical Saturday when I was a youth umpire.

 

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Way O.

 

Hell, that's nothing. I do feel a teensy bit bad for the girl pitching 8 games that day, though.

 

Steel-toed shoes, Chef! For the love of god, steel-toed shoes!