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Let the insanity begin......

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chef, Jun 27, 2008.

  1. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Starting tomorrow, and going all the way through Next Sunday, July 7, your old boy Chef will be going on a umpiring marathon.

    The schedule goes as follows;

    Saturday, 6/28; 8 Fastpitch Softball games.
    Saturday, 6/29; 7 Fastpitch Softball games.

    Tuesday, 7/1; 4 Slowpitch Softball games.
    Wednesday, 7/2; 4 Slowpitch Softball Games.

    Friday, 7/4; 5 18-yr. Baseball games (beginning at 9 am)
    Friday, 7/4; (beginning at midnight;) 9 Slowpitch softball games--48 hr. tourney.

    Saturday, 10AM; 3 18-yr. Baseball games (concluding around 8pm)
    Saturday, 11PM; 8 Slowpitch softball games---48 hr. tourney.

    Sunday; 10 AM; 2 18-yr. Baseball games.
    Sunday; 3 PM; 3 Slowpitch Softball games---Championships of 48-hr.

    This is all tentative as of this second, but by the time it is all said and done.....I'll have around 53 games in the next 8 days.

    The toe may be amputated by this time next week.
  2. JakeandElwood

    JakeandElwood Well-Known Member

    If you don't mind the question, how much will you make?
  3. kingcreole

    kingcreole Active Member

    You umping in Dodge City?
  4. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    O/U on the number of parents whom Chef will wish he could amputate their toe: 44
  5. Chef

    Chef Active Member

  6. MileHigh

    MileHigh Moderator Staff Member

    Jeeze, are you insane? OK, don't answer that.
    8 fast-pitch games in one day? Guessing four on the plate, four on the bases. Still ... lunacy.
  7. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Around 1500 (after tax)
  8. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    You gonna be here?
  9. buckweaver

    buckweaver Active Member

    Haven't done that in years, but that was a typical Saturday when I was a youth umpire.
  10. Chef

    Chef Active Member


    Way O.
  11. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Hell, that's nothing. I do feel a teensy bit bad for the girl pitching 8 games that day, though.
  12. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    Steel-toed shoes, Chef! For the love of god, steel-toed shoes!
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