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Let the airing of grievances commence!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Killick, Dec 10, 2008.

  1. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

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    This is the card I sent to all my friends.
     
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  2. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    I'm thinking they are an architectural firm....
     
  3. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Maybe city planning?
     
  4. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    Or marine biology?
     
  5. Johnny Dangerously

    Johnny Dangerously Well-Known Member

    Jerry: If I see her, what do I say that I'm doing here in the building?
    George: You came to see me; I work in the building.
    Jerry: What do you do?
    George: I'm an *architect*.
    Jerry: You're an *architect*?
    George: I'm not?
    Jerry: I don't see architecture comin from you...
    George: I suppose *you* could be an architect...
    Jerry: I never said that I was the architect. Just somethin' else...

    George: Alright, she's not even gonna ask, if we *see* her, which is remote.
    Jerry: Well what'dya want me to say, that I just wandered in here?!
    George: We're having lunch with a friend-- he works in the building.
    Jerry: What is *his* name?
    George: Bert... Har... bin... son. Bert Har-bin-son.
    Jerry: Bert Harbinson? It sounds made up.
    George: No good? Alright, how about Art... Corr.....
    Jerry: Art Corr...
    George: ...velay...
    Jerry: Corvelay?
    George: Yeah, right.
    Jerry: Well, what does *he* do?
    George: He's an importer.
    Jerry: Just imports, no exports?
    George: He's an importer/exporter, okay?

    George: Say, did Elaine ever call you back?
    Jerry: No, I guess she's still mad.
    George: I don't understand, you never talk to her about other women?
    Jerry: Never.

    Bing! The elevator opens up and...

    Jerry: Wait a second... That's her... on the right.
    George: I forgot who I am! Who am I?!
    Jerry: You're you. We're having lunch with Art Corvelay.
    George: Vandelay!
    Jerry: Corvelay!
    George: Let me be the architect, I can do it!

    Jerry ignores George and approaches Vanessa.

    Jerry: Hey, hey... Pamela's birthday party, didn't I see you there... Jerry.
    Vanessa: Sure! Hi!
    Jerry: This is George. ["Grasps" for her name] I'm sorry...
    Vanessa: Vanessa.
    George: Nice to meet you.
    Jerry: Ah, Sagman, Bennet, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft.

    Vanessa: That's right! What're you doing here?
    Jerry: Oh, were meeting a friend of ours for lunch. He works here in the building.
    George: Yeah, Art *Vandelay*.
    Vanessa: Really? Which company?
    Jerry: I don't know. He's an importer.
    Vanessa: Importer?
    George: ...And exporter.
    Jerry: He's an importer/exporter.

    George: I'm, uh, I'm an architect.
    Vanessa: Really. What do you design?
    George: Uh, railroads, uh...
    Vanessa: I thought engineers do that.
    George: They can...
     
  6. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    Diapers.
     
  7. Gutter

    Gutter Well-Known Member

    Amazing that was the second episode and the Vandelay joke stayed funny throughout the entire run ... with the judge in the finale named Art Vandelay.
     
  8. Johnny Dangerously

    Johnny Dangerously Well-Known Member

    A coincidence George took as a good sign, the poor bastard.
     
  9. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Not matches?
     
  10. Herbert Anchovy

    Herbert Anchovy Active Member

    I can't stand either one.
     
  11. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    Those too. Long matches.
     
  12. jakewriter82

    jakewriter82 Active Member

    If I were starting a band tomorrow I'd seriously consider calling it FestivusfortheRestofus or The Festivus Miracles.
     
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