Let me christen the first "American Idol" 2008 thread

They'll die of glitter poisoning.

 

Wow. That was inspirational.

 

Always be victorious. That might become my new sig, after I tell all the douches over on the Brad Renfro thread to fuck off and die.

 

reggie love weeps.

 

I feel like I'm missing out on something with all this "The Wire" stuff going everywhere. That's my next show to watch once I'm done tearing through Heroes.

 

You won't be sorry. Best written show on television, The Wire is.

 

Did Yoda just jack your account, Spup?

 

OK, I'm watching this show for the first time in my life. It's painful television. Why do people watch this?

 

I disagree. Tonight alone, I've laughed; I've cried; I've laughed so hard I cried.

 

So far all I've done is cringe. I'll grant you I'm a little behind live on my TiVo right now and am only up to this ridiculous girls named Alexis.

But nothing but pain to watch so far.

 

So stop watching.

 

If you believe that, you're not paying attention. She'll be lucky to find a sugar daddy willing to swap a little cornholing for some pink pills.