Lent

I know. But they think they're being good Catholics by abstaining from red meat -- and gorging themselves on seafood that day. That isn't even close to the spirit of the law on that one.

 

funniest thing I read all day ... my girlfriend (who is a devote catholic) just gave me the evil eye after I laughed out loud and explained to her why

 

Can't tell you how many times I've gotten a similar eye after telling jokes that include condoms, choir boys and braces.
That said, whether you're catholic or not, I think the premise of Lent is a great one.

 

Agreed on the premise. The execution is what gets a little shaky on occasion, but like the road to hell, the road to heaven is also paved with good intentions.

 

I'm giving up liquor. I'll just drink beer and wine for the next 40 days.