Lena Dunham is so mad at Odell Beckham

No. I think the ratings for an NFL prime time game exceeds the combined audience for a season of Girls

 

Watching Girls is not the only way to learn who Lena Dunham is.

 

It's the fastest way to decide you don't care.

 

Perhaps. And if Odell Beckham had announced to the world that Lena Dunham silently judged his fuck-worthiness, it would be fair to point out that she might not have known who he is.

Neither is exactly Elvis Presley.

 

Your Whole Foods has a bar?

 

I thought they all did?

 

Ours doesn't even sell wine and beer. The Trader Joes across the street does. And there's a ridiculously overpriced liquor store right next door to the Whole Foods (the only other business in the building). I've been to Whole Foods elsewhere that sold wine and beer but I've never seen an actual bar in a supermarket.

 

In a more perfect world, every supermarket would have a bar.

 

Our Wegmans has a bar, strategically located right next to the Chinese food buffet.

I've never been in it, and can't imagine a scenario in which I would.

 

The Whole Foods near my old apartment has a long coffee/beer bar right inside the front door. There's a wine and cheese bar in the back, and a cocktail bar they added after it opened upstairs.

You regularly see folks shopping while drinking a beer or a glass of wine.

 

Which probably loosens them up to add another $20-$40 to the grocery tab. It's kind of brilliant, really.