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Spnited once disparaged Ronald Reagan while munching bruschetta outside a Cornel West symposium.


(Real name) downloaded an MP3 remix of The Bangle's pro-terrorist Islamic hymn "Walk Like An Egyptian."

 

"kokane muthashed once conceived a mixed-race child while copulating to The Dixie Chicks in the back of a van."

Whoa, these are real.

 

I prefer PBJ on pita bread; my brother once spoke to a Sudanese telemarketer for 17 seconds; my mom bedazzles anti-war quilts, and my dad once rented Istar on Motel 6 PPV.

The only one that could be true is the last one... my dad does love him some Motel 6. However, the only movies I've ever known him to watch are True Grit, Butch and Sundance, and Home Alone.

 

Zeke fucks bus station hobos for fare money.

Wait.....that isn't a secret! This site is a ripoff!

 

"outofplace once disparaged Ronald Reagan while munching bruschetta outside a Cornel West symposium."

"(Real name) thinks EGYPTIAN cotton kicks American cotton's ass."

Lame, but this one was kinda funny.

"BYH once rented Ishtar on Motel 6 Pay-Per-View."