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Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by imjustagirl, Nov 8, 2009.

  1. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member


    With my real name, "IJAG self-publishes pornographic fan fiction about Omar Sharif."

    With IJAG, "IJAG caught chlamydia at a Turkish bath."

    Hmmm...when I did BYH's name, he thought Egyptian cotton was better than American cotton. Why are mine so x-rated? :D
  2. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    (My real name) once had heterosexual anal sex while thinking about flat-chested anydrogynes from the US Olympic gymnastics team.
  3. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    dooley_womack1 self-publishes pornographic fan fiction about Omar Sharif.

    Wanna collaborate?
  4. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    We need a publishing house. This self-publishing is for the birds.
  5. Bubbler

    Bubbler Active Member

    Iranian-based penis enhancements, present and accounted for.
  6. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    ...owes $12,000.00 to Discover Card. That's it?
  7. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    That's not the stuff A List is made of.
  8. Bud_Bundy

    Bud_Bundy Member

    "Bud Bundy secretly smokes clove cigarettes with a limp wrist."

    Then there's Dad: "Since 2003, Al Bundy has received 438 e-mails for Iranian-produced herbal penis enhancements."

    And sis: "Kelly Bundy caught chlamydia at a Turkish bath."

    And mom: "Once during a confidential psychotherapy session, Peg Bundy confessed to lusting for Mesopotamian ass."

    Yep, that about covers it.
  9. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    ....slappy4428 bedazzles anti-war quilts.
  10. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    (Real name) masturbates to Al Jazeera.

    Who doesn't?
  11. amraeder

    amraeder Well-Known Member

    (Real name) has a credit score of 625.

    Pretty lame!

    amraeder celebrates July 4th with shishkabobs (terrorist camel penis gristle spears) instead of all-American hot dogs.
  12. RickStain

    RickStain Well-Known Member

    Rick Stain's credit score is 625.

    (It's lower in real life)
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