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With my real name, "IJAG self-publishes pornographic fan fiction about Omar Sharif."

With IJAG, "IJAG caught chlamydia at a Turkish bath."

Hmmm...when I did BYH's name, he thought Egyptian cotton was better than American cotton. Why are mine so x-rated?

 

(My real name) once had heterosexual anal sex while thinking about flat-chested anydrogynes from the US Olympic gymnastics team.

 

dooley_womack1 self-publishes pornographic fan fiction about Omar Sharif.

Wanna collaborate?

 

We need a publishing house. This self-publishing is for the birds.

 

Iranian-based penis enhancements, present and accounted for.

 

...owes $12,000.00 to Discover Card. That's it?

 

That's not the stuff A List is made of.

 

"Bud Bundy secretly smokes clove cigarettes with a limp wrist."

Then there's Dad: "Since 2003, Al Bundy has received 438 e-mails for Iranian-produced herbal penis enhancements."

And sis: "Kelly Bundy caught chlamydia at a Turkish bath."

And mom: "Once during a confidential psychotherapy session, Peg Bundy confessed to lusting for Mesopotamian ass."

Yep, that about covers it.

 

....slappy4428 bedazzles anti-war quilts.

 

(Real name) masturbates to Al Jazeera.

Who doesn't?

 

(Real name) has a credit score of 625.

Pretty lame!

amraeder celebrates July 4th with shishkabobs (terrorist camel penis gristle spears) instead of all-American hot dogs.

 

Rick Stain's credit score is 625.

(It's lower in real life)