LB Press-Telegram "speakout" section: It's like sj.com

Apparently the local paper has a web-only opinion sections where people call or email their one or two sentence beefs.

See if this doesn't read like SportsJournalists.com

http://www.presstelegram.com/opinions/ci_7746038

 

Until I see two girls, one cup, it's just a pale imitation of the real thing, baybee.

 

I like this one:
Sports scores

When are you ever going to put a final score in the paper? What time do you guys go to sleep?

 

Doug has a new picture this year - can't find it online. It's Fantastic.

 

I am intrigued by these morans' ideas and wish to subscribe to their newsletters.

 

It reads like one of those old Larry King USA Today columns.

 

Could someone please explain two girls, one cup?
Honest to God, I don't know what it means and I even heard a reference to it on the Soup Monday night.

 

Teh Google is your friend.

But I warned you. You're better off not knowing.

 

DON'T DO IT, JAY! DON'T DO IT!

I didn't. I've avoided 2girls and Tubgirl, and I'm MUCH better off for it, I think.

 

Stan posted Tubgirl-level porn one night. It scarred sxy for life, and that's saying something.

 

I accidentally posted Tubgirl once trying to post something else.

I received a sternly worded pm quite quickly.