Lawrence Taylor Arrested for Rape

If you read the story all the way to the bottom, it becomes apparent that the pimp might have beaten her. This whole things is pretty shady.

 

OK, so yeah, I guess it was a prostitution situation. Since the story freaking says that. That'll teach me not to read to the end.

 

Was I addressing you?

 

No. I was making fun of myself for missing that part of the story.

Even when I do that, someone gets shitty.

 

If only his partner hadn't worn those outfits on DWTS.



When SportsJournalists.com threads collide! [/stolen from Double Down]

 

Hey, my leg's all better.

But you, LT? You're going to JAIL.

 

You don't bring her flowers anymore. And LT's attire looks a bit skimpy.

 

What happened to innocent until proven guilty? LT definitely didn't have to rape anyone.

 

oh, yes, a fine defense that is.

see: roethlisberger, ben.

 

Lawrence Taylor wrote THRILLER, man. THRILLER!

 

Lot of ways this might have unfolded, including the pimp trying to shake Taylor down and failing. I'll wait for some relevant details.

 

Not only is that unfunny. It's also late.

Anyway....any guesses as to what LT's defense is going to be? I mean, the UVA kid's lawyer is screaming "accident."