Lawrence Phillips dead .. suicide

Cross him off, then.

 

LMAO! You're rolling today, dude. He probably wasn't going to visit Canton, anyway. I bow in your general direction.

 

One more, in another crossthread:

"Lena Dunham drove him nuts"

(To the Nationwide jingle)

 

My God.

 

There goes Hillary Clinton's plan to utilize him as a surrogate to help capture the urban youth vote.

 

Incognito came later, right?

 

Story didn't say how he did it. I assume he hung himself.

More prisons should "accidentally" leave lengths of rope laying around the lifer blocks. That would be the tea party way.

 

"Ex NFL Star"? What the fuck were the editors smoking when they wrote that headline?

 

"I am making out the report now. We haven't quite decided yet whether he committed suicide or died trying to escape."

-- Captain Renault of the Kern Valley State Prison.

 

I got a text from a former roommate this afternoon that read "Today we mourn the loss of Lawrence Phillips, who is dragging bitches down the stairs by their hair in heaven now."

 

Jake, that's just evil. And funny in a twisted sort of way.

 

This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.