Last Time You Threw a Punch?

Tom Petty · Feb 15, 2007

dignan said:

I once bullied the weakling down the street to do him a favor, toughen him up. Pinned him down to the ground and wailed on him like that kid from A Christmas Story. Good times. He thanked me later.
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sounds like the little fucker had it coming.

cranberry · Feb 15, 2007

Killick said:

So, it's 1989 and there I am, walking near the National Air and Space Museum in Washington, worrying about earthquakes. So, who do I see? That bastard John Glenn, who borrowed a fiver from me a few months before and never paid me back. "I'm John Glenn," he said at the time of the loan, "of course I'll pay you back." Weeks went by, me constantly asking for restitution, him constantly promising he'd make good "soon." Finally, he started ducking me. Badly. "Holy hell, is that Sputnik?" he screamed, pointing excitedly to the sky, once, and when I looked he darted around the corner. Another time, I fell for "Sandra O'Connor's giving you the eye! Look!" bit. Well, enough was finally enough as I had him cornered in the middle of a media interview. I sidled up to Mr. Welcher and bellowed "To infinity and beyond, motherfucker!" Cracked him in the jaw. Never got my five bones back, but I got satisfaction off the old man.
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Well played. I guess this thread proves we're the toughest message board on the Internet. I don't think anybody here lost their fight. Our collective record is something like 29 wins, 0 losses, two draws and 19 knockouts. Nobody will ever mess with us again. Bring on Bandwagon Boy and the whole SOSH gang. As that courageous lion in Wizard of Oz said, "Let me at 'em. Let me at 'em. Put up your dukes. Put up your paws....'

Football_Bat · Feb 15, 2007

cranberry said:

Killick said:

So, it's 1989 and there I am, walking near the National Air and Space Museum in Washington, worrying about earthquakes. So, who do I see? That bastard John Glenn, who borrowed a fiver from me a few months before and never paid me back. "I'm John Glenn," he said at the time of the loan, "of course I'll pay you back." Weeks went by, me constantly asking for restitution, him constantly promising he'd make good "soon." Finally, he started ducking me. Badly. "Holy hell, is that Sputnik?" he screamed, pointing excitedly to the sky, once, and when I looked he darted around the corner. Another time, I fell for "Sandra O'Connor's giving you the eye! Look!" bit. Well, enough was finally enough as I had him cornered in the middle of a media interview. I sidled up to Mr. Welcher and bellowed "To infinity and beyond, motherfucker!" Cracked him in the jaw. Never got my five bones back, but I got satisfaction off the old man.
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Well played. I guess this thread proves we're the toughest message board on the Internet. I don't think anybody here lost their fight. Our collective record is something like 29 wins, 0 losses, two draws and 19 knockouts. Nobody will ever mess with us again. Bring on Bandwagon Boy and the whole SOSH gang. As that courageous lion in Wizard of Oz said, "Let me at 'em. Let me at 'em. Put up your dukes. Put up your paws....'
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That's because all the losing bouts are on the "best places for an ass kicking" thread.

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