Last-minute Vegas tips

And a photocopy isn't good enough.

 

Was in Bill's last month...same as it always was only now I get Total Rewards points for playing there.

And the little bar in the back has 99 cent margueritas and $2 Blue Moon drafts.

 

Always bet on black?

 

Before you buy tickets to ANY show or ANY meal, check out the Half-Price ticket stand next to the Coke bottle. They've got a ton of great shows and meal deals at some of the best places in and around the strip.

Oh, and when you're walking in or out of a hotel lobby, ignore the pleas from the time-share salespeople.

 

Could you stop by the people in the admitting office for UNLV grad school and slap the hell out ot all of them for me?

 

So, you're saying ....

GOOD: 99-cent margaritas at Bill's; Vaginas; player's cards.
BAD: Photocopies of vaginas; Carrot Top; UNLV grad school admissions people; photocopies of vaginas.
Got it.
And I'm staying at the Sahara, so I'll be betting $10 on the $5 tables.
Plane scheduled to leave in less than 18 hours. Which means I'll be on my way Wednesday.

 

Don't let these people fool you. Carrot Top is a riot. His show is one of the best, and cheapest, nights out you can get and if you're in Vegas for more than three days, how you can skip it doesn't make any sense to me.

 

I've actually seen him a couple times out in Vegas and once at a casino near here. He is funny. Although he's much more expensive now. Guess he has to find a way to pay that juice bill. (And we were comped when I saw him before.)

 

Carrot Top is a fucking two-foot-tall, 'roided up freak.

 

I still miss the Stardust. I wonder how the Peppermill Fireside Lounge is holding up these days across from all that construction.

And, Vegas tip ... Don't apply to the LVRJ while you're there. [/crossthread]

 

Got a buddy I used to work with who is at the Review Journal. I should try and get in touch with him and see what the heck is up there. That buyout offer ain't much.

 

Oh no doubt, but he's hilarious.