last minute costume ideas

that's funny, that's exactly what i was thinking of, pern... that or one of the other officers

 

If you need a very quick costume, go as

 

Sexy 1900s steel conglomerate tycoon ...

 

You have entirely too much idle time lately...

 

The girl had to pull that one out on Halloween two years ago when she forgot she had to dress up for work. Kinda lame, but people usually laugh.

I once took a white T-shirt and wrote "Will work for Halloween Costume" on it on the bus on the way home from work when I remembered my roommates were having a Halloween party.

That was truly lame.

 

How about that underwear man costume that seems to be all the rage?

I would buy a bunch of random pieces of various costumes (spock ears, vampire fangs, spiderman shirt, devil horns) and then put it all together. Then see if anyone asks what you are. If they do, say "Superman."

 

Just go as a reporter. Take a notebook and a pen. Put a press card in a ballcap or stocking cap and there you go.

 

Wrap some paper towels around your head, real high....smear some peanut butter on it.

Used Q-tip.

 

Or eyeglasses frame.

 

I always go as the coolest guy in the room. In other words, I wear my usual clothes. But I had a buddy who in college dressed as a six-pack of Bud with five other friends. They drew the Budweiser logo on white pieces of cardboard and used clear hockey tape to wrap themselves together. I saw a picture and it was pretty cool. Not sure how they went to the bathroom though.

 

Throw on a hoodie, cut off the sleeves, wear some headphones and talk short to everyone, and there you are-Bill Belichick.

 

Put on a jersey and go as a baseball/football/hockey (or even soccer!) player. Or a looser fanboy.