last minute costume ideas

i never seem to think about a costume until, well, it's noon on halloween right now, so i'm ahead of the game

anyone have any good ideas

i think i want to use the night as an excuse to rock the mustache for a night. had the beard, but if you can't rock the stache on halloween, you really can't do it at all.

so... any ideas?

 

If you are over 14 and dressing up for Halloween there is only one thing you need:

Therapy, serious therapy.

 

Just wear the same thing you wore yesterday and go as Tuesday.

 

they don't dress you guys up in the home?

 

Note to self: Don't invite spnited to Halloween party.

 

Stocking cap, iceburg lettuce leaves, double-sided tape.

Head of lettuce.

 

Going out door to door, you probably have a point.

But what's wrong with going to an adult halloween party? Life's too short not to have a little fun like that.

 

he's just mad because the nurses at the home don't dress up us naughty nurses for halloween at that home

 

Even if they did, hoops, he wouldn't be able to do anything with them.

 

http://members.tripod.com/disneyitis/LATE_H_COSTUMES.HTM

My faves from the above link:

SPICE GIRLS
Ladies! Want a quick costume that'll make you as trendy as the hip kids on MTV? Raid your kitchen cabinets and take every bottle of
seasoning. Now tape the bottles all over your body. You're one of the SPICE GIRLS!

PORTABLE CLOTHES DRYER
Got an old diving or snorkeling mask? Stick some old baby socks and a handkerchief in the lens and put it on. Now move your head up and down, and you're a portable clothes dryer!

LOST TV REMOTE
Art imitates life once again with this cumbersome but easily identifiable costume. Simply remove two large seat cushions from your sofa, and affix one in front of you and one behind you. You're an item familiar to all -- the lost TV remote control!

ANTARTICA
Are you Portly? Pleasingly plump? Big-boned? Just plain overweight? Halloween was meant for you! Simply throw that white sheet over
yourself, and you're the continent of Antartica

 

I wish I had the testicular fortitude to go as Don Cherry.

 

If you wanna rock the 'stache, go out to the nearest halloween store, find a brown cops uniform, put on a pair of short shorts and aviators and go as Lt. Dangle from Reno 911.