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last minute costume ideas

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by HoopsMcCann, Oct 31, 2007.

  1. HoopsMcCann

    HoopsMcCann Active Member

    i never seem to think about a costume until, well, it's noon on halloween right now, so i'm ahead of the game

    anyone have any good ideas

    i think i want to use the night as an excuse to rock the mustache for a night. had the beard, but if you can't rock the stache on halloween, you really can't do it at all.

    so... any ideas?
  2. spnited

    spnited Active Member

    If you are over 14 and dressing up for Halloween there is only one thing you need:

    Therapy, serious therapy.
  3. pallister

    pallister Guest

    Just wear the same thing you wore yesterday and go as Tuesday.
  4. HoopsMcCann

    HoopsMcCann Active Member

    they don't dress you guys up in the home?
  5. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    Note to self: Don't invite spnited to Halloween party.
  6. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Stocking cap, iceburg lettuce leaves, double-sided tape.

    Head of lettuce.
  7. Hank_Scorpio

    Hank_Scorpio Active Member

    Going out door to door, you probably have a point.

    But what's wrong with going to an adult halloween party? Life's too short not to have a little fun like that.
  8. HoopsMcCann

    HoopsMcCann Active Member

    he's just mad because the nurses at the home don't dress up us naughty nurses for halloween at that home
  9. Hank_Scorpio

    Hank_Scorpio Active Member

    Even if they did, hoops, he wouldn't be able to do anything with them. :D
  10. Sxysprtswrtr

    Sxysprtswrtr Active Member


    My faves from the above link:

    Ladies! Want a quick costume that'll make you as trendy as the hip kids on MTV? Raid your kitchen cabinets and take every bottle of
    seasoning. Now tape the bottles all over your body. You're one of the SPICE GIRLS!

    Got an old diving or snorkeling mask? Stick some old baby socks and a handkerchief in the lens and put it on. Now move your head up and down, and you're a portable clothes dryer!

    Art imitates life once again with this cumbersome but easily identifiable costume. Simply remove two large seat cushions from your sofa, and affix one in front of you and one behind you. You're an item familiar to all -- the lost TV remote control!

    Are you Portly? Pleasingly plump? Big-boned? Just plain overweight? Halloween was meant for you! Simply throw that white sheet over
    yourself, and you're the continent of Antartica
  11. hockeybeat

    hockeybeat Guest

    I wish I had the testicular fortitude to go as Don Cherry.

    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  12. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    If you wanna rock the 'stache, go out to the nearest halloween store, find a brown cops uniform, put on a pair of short shorts and aviators and go as Lt. Dangle from Reno 911.

    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
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