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Last day on the job

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Big Buckin' agate_monkey, May 28, 2009.

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  1. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Shrimp work, too.
     
    three_bags_full, May 28, 2009
    #13
  2. Dirk Legume

    Dirk Legume Active Member

    Comet bomb. They will remember you.


    Oh, yes, they will remember you.
     
    Dirk Legume, May 28, 2009
    #14
  3. OTD

    OTD Well-Known Member

    Take a very long lunch. Until about 4:55 oughta do it.
     
    OTD, May 28, 2009
    #15
  4. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Winner.
     
    three_bags_full, May 28, 2009
    #16
  5. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    Ummmm... upper deck?
     
    Killick, May 28, 2009
    #17
  6. Madhavok

    Madhavok Well-Known Member

    Seriously? Why would you want to stay? Take a loooong lunch, grab your golf clubs and get a round in or at least hit up the driving range (if you golf).
     
    Madhavok, May 28, 2009
    #18
  7. doubledown68

    doubledown68 Active Member

    If you're where I think you are, go and hire a couple ladies from an establishment called Big Al's, take them to the office, then sit back and enjoy the show. Charge any onlookers 10 bucks.
     
    doubledown68, May 28, 2009
    #19
  8. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    kill everybody
     
    Mystery_Meat, May 28, 2009
    #20
  9. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Ewwwww. Who'd want to see Saban in a thong?
     
    three_bags_full, May 28, 2009
    #21
  10. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member

    Go the Fantasyland route, BBAM. C-section scars and everything!
     
    CentralIllinoisan, May 28, 2009
    #22
  11. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    Lure a wild animal, preferably bear or deer, into the office and then walk out the door.
     
    Trey Beamon, May 28, 2009
    #23
  12. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    Tempting.
     
    Big Buckin' agate_monkey, May 28, 2009
    #24
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