Lap Dance Death

I understand the blue balls and no green but where does the black eye come from?

 

The post above it.

 

Lap dances don't kill people. Not having the money to pay for lap dances kills people.

 

It could have been worse.

He could have died while watching the Cubs.

 

Brings new meaning to "a killer rack."

 

Did he at least get free hand relief.

 

He was good in the beginning, but then he died

 

Fill in the blanks.

You take my lap dance away from me when you pull her _____ from my cold, dead _______.

 

you just wrote the final line when this shows up on 1000 ways to die.

 

Have you been hurt by a lap dancer's wrecklessly bouncing breasts? We're here to make sure you get a fair handy or rimmer for your pain and suffering! We only get paid if you get palmed. Call us today!

 

The guy's name wasn't Ronnie Mund,was it?