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Lame line?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by RedCanuck, Nov 10, 2007.

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  1. Fenian_Bastard

    Fenian_Bastard Guest

    Has anyone ever told you that you look like....
     
    Fenian_Bastard, Nov 11, 2007
    #25
  2. Highway 101

    Highway 101 Active Member

    .... my third lover. I've only had two.
     
    Highway 101, Nov 11, 2007
    #26
  3. RedCanuck

    RedCanuck Active Member

    Yes, he literally pulls It out. Now you see why his usual material doesn't work, lol. Actually, I wondered when that joke would come after I typed that.

    Speaking about my friend, he's now claiming victory because markvid liked his line. Heaven forbid.

    Flasher, I'm probably doubly screwed (and not in a good way) in Calgary. I have neither the physique or the paycheque of someone working in oil and gas. Woe is me.
     
    RedCanuck, Nov 11, 2007
    #27
  4. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    Lame as hell.
     
    forever_town, Nov 11, 2007
    #28
  5. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Might be the worst line I've ever heard. I can't believe someone with a brain would think of using it.
     
    Moderator1, Nov 11, 2007
    #29
  6. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Whatever happened to the good lines like "Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?" or "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me"?
     
    mike311gd, Nov 11, 2007
    #30
  7. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Or the pizza line.
     
    Moderator1, Nov 11, 2007
    #31
  8. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    What's the pizza line?
     
    mike311gd, Nov 11, 2007
    #32
  9. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    How 'bout a pizza and a (you know)?

    When she slaps the shit out of you, you say, "Sorry. Didn't realize you didn't like pizza."
     
    Moderator1, Nov 11, 2007
    #33
  10. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    That's classic. I haven't had a good slapping in a few years. ... And, well ... I'll leave it at that.
     
    mike311gd, Nov 11, 2007
    #34
  11. Smasher_Sloan

    Smasher_Sloan Active Member

    Great. He can get lucky with markvid.
     
    Smasher_Sloan, Nov 11, 2007
    #35
  12. markvid

    markvid Guest

    Steelers won...ANYONE can get lucky with me today...anyone.
     
    markvid, Nov 11, 2007
    #36
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