Lame line?

O&G?

 

Oil and gas. Gets us every time.

 

That makes you hot, huh?

 

Well that's much better than somebody on the newside at this shop who was at a bar with a group of coworkers and their friends. He followed one of our coworkers friends home at 2 a.m., parked right behind her in front of her apartment, and then said I'm really parched can I come in for a glass of water? HELLLLO!

 

WB,
No, I fall for the guys who know how to get their hands dirty. Not the suits.

 

God help me, but I actually found that clever.

 

Well then please explain it to the rest of us because I didn't see clever. Quite the opposite. But then again I can be dense some times.

 

One of my favorite words is atrocious, and I try not to use it a whole lot. But this is one of those times where atrocious is very appropriate.

Did your friend expect it to work?

 

No. Just...no. God, no. He'd be better off writing his number on the receipt or something.

 

So, how long did it take for the restraining order to come through?

 

It's stupid lines like this that remind me how dumb lines are ...

 

I have oil in my hair and gas in my stomach.