Ladies and Gentlemen, The Leader Of The Free World

OK. Now I get it. So we should just ignore him for the next 16 months?

 

He was far from the worst owner in baseball history.

 

Actually, he wasn't that bad of an owner.

 

Well, he started off okay, but then he went too far.

 

How so?

 

I’ve tried. It doesn’t work.

 

Mein Fuhrer, I can ....VALK!

 

It's the Marge Schott/Hitler joke, boots. Thanks for the supporting PowerPoint visual, my friend.

 

Deal with it. Nothing is going to change. He's human. He makes mistakes.
But he is still The President of the United States of America.

 

Marge could be a nasty old lady and I was once kicked off an elevator so that freakin St. Bernard could get on. But her take on Hitler wasn't far off. He started off strong and then lost his damn mind.
By the way, I still don't think that he killed himself.

 

If you'd ever read Mein Kampf, which you obviously haven't, you'd know he never had a mind to lose. He was a brilliant public speaker, no doubt, but his goal from Day 1 was to conquer Europe and eradicate the Jews. He was batshit crazy his entire life.

 

Another colorful snapshot of This American Life.