LA Times: Chinese athletes are sad

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/world/la-fg-hardship26-2008aug26,0,1954742.story

See, China is like the Old Jedi Republic. They do not let their warriors love, so their way will inevitably fall. These people will wish to love, and will question why they cannot.

The U.S. is like the new ways, how Luke Skywalker was allowed to love, and it was his love and loyalty for his friends that motivated him to defeat evil once and for all. It was his father's love that helped defeat the bad guys.

Or something. Hey, it's been a long Olympics.

 

Sportschick has no idea why she just giggled.

I bet Lucas could write a really shitty script off that story.

 

Dude, I know exactly why I just giggled, dammit!

And that little diver weighs 66 pounds? Jeebus.

 

The gymnasts weren't allowed to celebrate their 14th birthdays, either.

 

They're sad because they know a lot of them will now be executed.

 

Wonder what theme Piotr will take for Halloween this year (and the 32nd in a row).

 

I think that was the one who said she didn't like to eat.

Um, yeah. :

 

Hey, jerk!

I was thinking Indiana Jones . . . with a lightsaber.

 

This thread make Panda sad.

 

He's already rented a Wookiee suit.

 

Who lives in the woods 'neath the willow tree . . . .

He's a SAD panda.

 

The party's a bounty hunter theme this year. He's going as Boba Fett and I'm going as Aurra Singh.