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LA Times: Chinese athletes are sad

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Piotr Rasputin, Aug 26, 2008.

  1. Piotr Rasputin

    Piotr Rasputin New Member


    See, China is like the Old Jedi Republic. They do not let their warriors love, so their way will inevitably fall. These people will wish to love, and will question why they cannot.

    The U.S. is like the new ways, how Luke Skywalker was allowed to love, and it was his love and loyalty for his friends that motivated him to defeat evil once and for all. It was his father's love that helped defeat the bad guys.

    Or something. Hey, it's been a long Olympics.
  2. Dickens Cider

    Dickens Cider New Member

    Sportschick has no idea why she just giggled.

    I bet Lucas could write a really shitty script off that story.
  3. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Dude, I know exactly why I just giggled, dammit!

    And that little diver weighs 66 pounds? Jeebus.
  4. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Active Member

    The gymnasts weren't allowed to celebrate their 14th birthdays, either.
  5. Smasher_Sloan

    Smasher_Sloan Active Member

    They're sad because they know a lot of them will now be executed.
  6. Highway 101

    Highway 101 Active Member

    Wonder what theme Piotr will take for Halloween this year (and the 32nd in a row).
  7. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Active Member

    I think that was the one who said she didn't like to eat.

    Um, yeah. ::)
  8. Piotr Rasputin

    Piotr Rasputin New Member

    Hey, jerk!

    I was thinking Indiana Jones . . . with a lightsaber.
  9. pallister

    pallister Guest


    This thread make Panda sad.
    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  10. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Active Member

    He's already rented a Wookiee suit. :D
  11. Piotr Rasputin

    Piotr Rasputin New Member

    Who lives in the woods 'neath the willow tree . . . .

    He's a SAD panda.
  12. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    The party's a bounty hunter theme this year. He's going as Boba Fett and I'm going as Aurra Singh.
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