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L-A-N-A, Lana! — Matrix director Larry Wachowski now a woman

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Steak Snabler, Jul 31, 2012.

  1. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    Also, an inspired lede:

  2. RickStain

    RickStain Well-Known Member

    I'm going to end up on the wrong side of history on this, and future generations will look back on me and wonder how I could be so backwards, but he's still not a woman.

    If he wants to have cosmetic surgery to look like a woman, and dress like a woman, and pretend to be a woman, it's his life and I hope he has fun with it. But there's still a Y chromosome in there.
  3. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    He simply became a woman in post-production. :D
  4. Bubbler

    Bubbler Active Member

    Woman or no, sounds like she's not a 6.

    And a German accent? That can only bring one thing to mind.

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  5. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    The headline "Director's Cut!" ... now that's inspired.
  6. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    One can only imagine his consultation when considering his options for becoming a woman.

    Wachowski: Are you saying I can tuck my penis?
    Dr. Morpheus: No, Neo. I'm saying that when you're ready, you won't have one.
  7. Small Town Guy

    Small Town Guy Well-Known Member

    Of course a million quips come to mind — and then you think of Mike Penner and the emotional struggle that Wachowski must have gone through all these years and all I say then is I hope he's finally been able to find some peace and happiness.
  8. HanSenSE

    HanSenSE Well-Known Member

    Sounds like a South Park episode:
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  9. Deeper_Background

    Deeper_Background Active Member

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  10. Hank_Scorpio

    Hank_Scorpio Active Member

    His/Her current picture:

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  11. Bubbler

    Bubbler Active Member

    Ed Wood would be proud.
  12. Brian

    Brian Well-Known Member

    What I heard when reading this thread title:

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