L-A-N-A, Lana! — Matrix director Larry Wachowski now a woman

Also, an inspired lede:

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/director_cut_matrix_he_now_she_sD7fVze22xgBbjN90dlYeO

 

I'm going to end up on the wrong side of history on this, and future generations will look back on me and wonder how I could be so backwards, but he's still not a woman.

If he wants to have cosmetic surgery to look like a woman, and dress like a woman, and pretend to be a woman, it's his life and I hope he has fun with it. But there's still a Y chromosome in there.

 

He simply became a woman in post-production.

 

Woman or no, sounds like she's not a 6.

And a German accent? That can only bring one thing to mind.

 

The headline "Director's Cut!" ... now that's inspired.

 

One can only imagine his consultation when considering his options for becoming a woman.

Wachowski: Are you saying I can tuck my penis?
Dr. Morpheus: No, Neo. I'm saying that when you're ready, you won't have one.

 

Of course a million quips come to mind — and then you think of Mike Penner and the emotional struggle that Wachowski must have gone through all these years and all I say then is I hope he's finally been able to find some peace and happiness.

 

Sounds like a South Park episode:

 

His/Her current picture:

 

Ed Wood would be proud.

 

What I heard when reading this thread title: