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Kristin Chenoweth in The Apple Tree

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Columbo, Nov 28, 2006.

  1. Columbo

    Columbo Active Member

    Has anyone seen this play at Studio 54? Never mind.... I just found out that tonight's preview was canceled due to an injury to Ms. Chenoweth.

    She probably gets the vote for the most versatile performer in at least 20 years, for my money.

    Oh.... and she's smoking smoldering.


    Also... hearing a rumor she may play Dolly Parton in a movie.
  2. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

    Well, she's top-heavy enough for it.
  3. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    In an all-midget review, co-staring Billy Barty and Warwick Davis?

  4. Ben_Hecht

    Ben_Hecht Active Member

    Love to look at her.

    Know she's as phony as a $3 bill, but, yet . . .
  5. Columbo

    Columbo Active Member

    What do you "know"? ... please enlighten me.
  6. Ben_Hecht

    Ben_Hecht Active Member

    I've seen and heard her in social settings . . . the I'm-gorgeous-and-famous-what-else-am-I-going-to-DO defenses are set, 'way high.

    She wants her private life private. Don't blame her.

    Is what it is.
  7. Columbo

    Columbo Active Member

    That's OK.

    She's still a walking five-alarmer to me.
  8. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    Is she still trying to play cute and perky? I realize she's nothing but a wee sprite of a lass (what is she, 4-10?), but's she's also closer to 40 than she is to 30. Isn't it about time for this sexier Sandy Duncan to tone it down a little?
  9. Ben_Hecht

    Ben_Hecht Active Member

    No two ways . . . she's adorable.
  10. Columbo

    Columbo Active Member

    You see that theater art of her with the apple (http://www.roundabouttheatre.org/studio54.htm)?.... She is in the MILF fast lane.

    And, she would be perfect as Dolly.

    I think women can be smoking all the way to 50, and for a gilded few, beyond.
  11. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

  12. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Slappy, I knew that was coming and it was still funny.
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